Babatope….

Babatope went to court to witness the verdict of his stingy neighbor (Clifford).

The Judges said to the accused,”on the 15th of January you were accused of killing your house-help by beating her to death with a Frying Pan, how do you plead?”

“Guilty”, said Clifford in the dock.

At this point Babatope who was sitting at the back of the courtroom stood up and shouted “You dirty stingy unreliable pig!” The Judge asked him to sit down and refrain from making any noise.

The Judge continued “….. and that also on the 17th of April and the 29th of September you where also accused of killing your drivers by beating them to death with a Jack, how do you plead”?

“Guilty”, said Clifford in the dock.

Again Babatope jumped back up and shouted even louder, “You dirty rotten stinking idiotic stingy foolish man”!!

At this point the Judge called him (Babatope) to the bench and said, “I have already asked you to be quiet, if you continue with these outbursts, I will have to charge you with contempt of court. I can understand your feelings, but what kind of relationship do you have with the witness?”

Babatope replied angrily “He is my next door neighbor”.

The Judge replied, “I can understand your feelings then, but you must refrain from any more comments for now”.

Babatope replied “NO, your Honor, you don’t understand my feelings at all, I have lived beside this man for three years plus.

Thrice I have visited him for a small favor… “Twice I asked this Stupid Lying man if he had a car Jack and Once if I could borrow his Frying Pan, and THRICE he looked me in the eye and said he didn’t have either of the Two” !!!

Am sure you also thought Babatope was angry at his neighbor for the killing right?…lol.

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5 thoughts on “Babatope….

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  2. Wow! I have less of words to say. But I believe you are brilliant, vibrant and talented. Just keep it up and don’t let hypocrite bring you down. Make your challenges your part and fight them. Good work.

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